Samatha Burke cashes in on her celebrity baby

Jude Law knocked up 24-year-old Samantha Burke during filming of Sherlock Holmes. A paternity test was done to prove it was his. It’s been a month and I don’t think he’s visited his new daughter Sophia yet. But that doesn’t matter. Samantha doesn’t need Jude. She just needs HELLO! Magazine to pay her $300,000 for her illegitimate daughter and monthly child support from daddy. Score! Sigh, sometimes I wish I was born with a uterus. From NYDN:

But Burke and her baby certainly aren’t going to suffer. Celebrity family lawyer Raoul Felder says that the 24-year-old model’s windfall isn’t going to affect her ability to collect child support from Law.

“Child support is fundamentally based on the proportion of the mother’s earnings to the father’s. He makes so much more than she does, that this really won’t affect it. The only court Burke loses in is the one of good taste.”

Samantha should just paint a big green dollar sign on that kid. She’s pretty much the golden goose until he’s 18. I bet if you shake her real hard you can even hear the gold clinking around inside her. She should try it. I have a good feeling about this.